Can anyone tell me...

• Why Frances will eat pizza, pizza soup and dip cheese sticks in spaghetti sauce from this jar, but will not eat spaghetti?

• Why my children are up at 5am on Saturdays, but have to be dragged out of bed at 7 on school days?

• Where there is room to sit on this couch with all these animals?

• Why my children know ALL the rules in our household, except when they should be following them?
• Why dinner takes 45 minutes to eat every night?
• Where Henry gets all his energy?
• How these kids got to be so cute?